Holy Shit
Holy Shit.
Holy shit.
Cultural Phenomenon
Optimistically predicting that the next several months will comprise Bay Area rap’s “Summer of Love.”
E-40’s “Gimme Head” is perhaps a shade less poignant than “San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair).”
Technological Grievance
AOL Instant Messenger’s piss-poor emoticon selection.
The giant-eyelashed, red-lipped, totally bald female one is particularly terrifying.
TV Party
Former Cars frontman Ric Ocasek putting “New Cars” frontman Todd Rundgren on the On-Notice board during the mighty Colbert Report.
Just what I needed.
This Song Will Change Your Life
Grandaddy’s “Where I’m Anymore.”
A poignant, lovely ode to uncertainty and future shock, perfect for soundtracking the long, lonely trudge to Emeryville’s Burger King.
Internet Distraction
The (probably doctored) photo of Xiu Xiu frontman Jaime Stewart fellating a horse.
The absolute nadir of irony and/or Photoshop.
Aloha
Ending this enterprise with the horse-fellating thing.
Probably not a great idea.
