Ya Smell Me? 

Stuff you need to know about to avoid cultural ostracism.

Rites of Spring

Naming your fantasy baseball team "Young Eckersleazy."

Deeply satisfying.

This Song Will Change Your Life

Donny Hathaway tearing it up on a cover of John Lennon's "Jealous Guy."

The profound highlight of Oliver Wang's Soul Sides Volume One comp, as well as any road trip you might happen to be enjoying at the time.

Transcendent Concert Experience

The amusing between-song banter of Venom frontman Cronos.

As documented at a 1986 New Jersey concert bootleg (with most of the actual music cut out) available at Blog.WFMU.org/freeform/2005/08/youre_fuckin_pr.html. Climactic statement: "THIS SONG'S GONNA KICK YOUR BALLS OFF!!"

Unwise Urges

A perverse desire to approach E-40 and sniff loudly, as though attempting to actually smell him.

Probably not a good idea.

Rites of Spring

Naming your other fantasy baseball team "Hee Seop Choi Luck Club."

Also deeply satisfying.


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