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Stuff you need to know about to avoid cultural ostracism.

Technological Marvel

The dubiously alleged excellence of the iPod Video

Have fun watching Desperate Housewives reruns on a two-inch screen, you Apple-humping knuckleheads.

Bygone Concert Experience

Pelican at an SF warehouse show, October 11

Bad-ass, instrumental, face-melting "intellectual" metal unleashed by four diminutive, mild-mannered Chicago dudes who collectively look like a high school JV tennis team.

This Song Will Change Your Life

That R&B cover of Extreme's "More Than Words"

Get the fuck out of here.

Abstract Cultural Phenomenon

Madonna pretty much inviting people to prank-call her.

Call 1-888-2-CONFESS, pour your heart out, and perhaps you will hear yourself sampled in an upcoming Madonna tune. The mind reels. "Dude, I totally lost my virginity to 'True Blue.'"

Bygone Abstract Cultural Phenomenon

A certain rapper we could mention beat Madonna to the punch years ago.

Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot and kick them nasty thoughts.

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