Technological Marvel
The dubiously alleged excellence of the iPod Video
Have fun watching Desperate Housewives reruns on a two-inch screen, you Apple-humping knuckleheads.
Bygone Concert Experience
Pelican at an SF warehouse show, October 11
Bad-ass, instrumental, face-melting “intellectual” metal unleashed by four diminutive, mild-mannered Chicago dudes who collectively look like a high school JV tennis team.
This Song Will Change Your Life
That R&B cover of Extreme’s “More Than Words”
Get the fuck out of here.
Abstract Cultural Phenomenon
Madonna pretty much inviting people to prank-call her.
Call 1-888-2-CONFESS, pour your heart out, and perhaps you will hear yourself sampled in an upcoming Madonna tune. The mind reels. “Dude, I totally lost my virginity to ‘True Blue.'”
Bygone Abstract Cultural Phenomenon
A certain rapper we could mention beat Madonna to the punch years ago.
Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot and kick them nasty thoughts.