Readers Say the Darnedest Things 

Outtakes from Best of the East Bay ballots, with some editorial asides.

Fiercest Dance Dance Revolution Battles

"my living room, god save me or bring the apocalypse"
You said it, not us.

"any place the Koreans are at!"
They called him Kim Travolta.

Pageturningest Author

"i don't read"
Don't, or can't?

Crooningest Karaoke Venue:

"any place the Koreans are at!"
What? Koryo does karaoke!?

Most Intriguing Gallery Openings

"i don't appreicate art"
We don't appreciate typos.

Most Visionary Artist

"me"
Who do you think you are? John Lennon?

"John Lennon"
He's dead. Who do you think you are?

Trendiest Dance Spot

"my bedroom"
Been there -- that place is soo 1998.

"parking lot of Cabel's Reef on Friday nights... no, really"
Right. We'll see you there.

Most Memorable Theater Production

"probably something by Berkeley Rep"
Must've been pretty memorable.

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