Readers Say the Darnedest Things 

Outtakes from Best of the East Bay ballots, with some editorial asides.

Freshest Vietnamese/Cambodian

"i am not that cultured"

Thinnest Pizza Crusts

You from Chicago, by chance?

We respectfully disagree.

"I don't like thin crust pizzas"
Thanks for sharing.

"Bay Area pizza sucks chicken cloacas. Except for Zachary's."
We'll consider that a vote for Zachary's.

Friendliest Foodslinger

"the skinny guy @ Bette's who's been there forever"

He's very, very old.

"the guy with baby dreads who works at Mel's Diner Friday"
See you Friday.

"Some guy at Lyons at 6 am."
Were you just getting up, or heading to bed?

Most Affordable California Cuisine

Supersize him.

Bumpin'est Caribbean Cuisine

"Phnomh Penh"
Funny, that doesn't sound Caribbean.

Liveliest Live Seafood


Gee, you're right. Sorry. We'll stop right away.

Yummiest Kids' Menu

"i don't do kids"
If you did, you'd be in jail.

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