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Re: “Book by Its Cover: Rachel Ray's Mixtape for Kids

i'm not going to stand for this. the CD cover you've so limply derided here is actually a family portrait -- my wife rachel ray and all the children we have sired. i picked her up at king dong on shattuck about six years ago... within hours of meeting cute over a plate of general tsos she was in a compromising position on my ping-pong table with the first clouddead record blaring in the background. here's something strange about rachel -- she likes to listen to anticon during coitus. thank god why? has so many side projects! clockwise from the purple cutie in front, that's gabby (conceived to that hymie's basement record), marvin (themselves), bocephus (restiform bodies), chaz (dosh), and margene (donovan -- we were drunk). tonight for dinner rache' made blue-cheese spaghetti. tomorrow night we're shipping all the buggers off to karate practice and cranking up 13 & god. if you know i mean. douche nuts.

Posted by E-45 on 03/07/2007 at 10:51 PM

Re: “Sound by Its Cover: GoodWord's Coulda Been That

in the event you are ever in a freestyle battle with goodword and wish to needle him re: this album cover, be advised of the following rhymes for "corn": (colonel) corn born horn addorn forlorn lovelorn (the feminine undergarments i suspect you of having) worn torn (rectum) roger zorn (, punk) shorn (premature baldness necessitating goofy hat, etc.) roger dorn (protagonist, "field of dreams," 1989) (lay with your old lady until the) morn (your premature death causes your old lady to) mourn porn (weak flow causes nausea, which can be soothed by) airborne **swedish chef impression** fljorn bjerrjorn borrgin scmorrn borg, bjorn señor(n) (the beekeeper of) orn (children's book co-authored by frank r. stockton and p.j. lynch, current amazon rank #136,413) pete yorn (not domestic but) foreign dusör (oven/serving dish with lid, available at ikea) regarding your turkey-lookin' ass, i am compelled to evoke the academic discipline of ORINthology roarin' sourin' (cristal) pourin' oh shit, this is gonna help adorin' borin' eeyore-in' (the boat that metaphorically represents your technique is clearly off its) moorin' warrin' scorin' hardwood floorin' **stereotypical chinese accent** stolen

Posted by E-45 on 02/06/2007 at 12:27 AM

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