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Other Clinton dysfunctions include Bill's cocaine addiction as governor, Hillary's lesbianism and the fact that Chelsea is probably the seed of Webb Hubbell, NOT Bill Clinton. Bill's only offspring is probably Danny Williams, the product of deadbeat dad Bill's orgies with (no condoms) drug-addicted street hooker Bobbie Ann Williams and her girlfriends back in 1983-84. Bill paid $200 to Gennifer Flowers so she could have an abortion in Jan., 1978, just 3 months before Bill's double rape of Juanita Broaddrick on 4-25-78. Bill severely bit Juanita's lip to disable her during the rapes. Also, Bill, brother Roger and best friend Dan Lasater were partying with high school girls and providing them cocaine when Bill was governor.

And, of course, there is Hillary's long and intense affair with Vince Foster who was her emotional husband while Bill was screwing everything in sight . Hillary has a long record of fomenting domestic violence with Bill. The Secret Service, fed up with this insanity, leaked to the press Hillary throwing a lamp at President Bill. Hillary has often thrown objects at victim Bill.

Hillary has used criminal tactics such as a secret police and illegal IRS audits to go after both political enemies and Bill's sex victims and girlfriends. It was probably Clintons' FBI who put a rotating harassment team of 25 people on Patrick Knowlton, a witness in the Vince Foster investigation, on October 26, 1995, and continuing for a week. What the Clintons did to Patrick Knowlton was Clinton street fascism as well as witness tampering.

This was a prelude to the intimidation campaign waged on Kathleen Willey in 1997-98 before her deposition in the Paula Jones case. Paula Jones who Bill exposed himself to, rape victim Juanita Broaddrick, probable rape victim Liz Ward Gracen, and mistress Gennifer Flowers all got audited by Clintons' IRS in the late 1990's.

Floyd Brown's offices were burglarized in 1992 and only his Clinton files were stolen. Brown's private phone conversations were illegally wiretapped by Hillary's goon Jack Palladino. Another one of Hillary's thugs, Anthony Pellicano is in jail in LA for the same kind goon tactics he did for the Clintons in 1992.

Clinton biographer Emmett Tyrrell also had his offices twice broken into and his NY apartment invaded once. The manuscript of Tyrrell's book Boy Clinton was stolen when he couriered it to Robert Novak for a blurb. Clintons thugs tried to intimidate 2 of Tyrrell's researchers in Little Rock.

HILLARY TREATS PEOPLE LIKE DIRT, LIKE THEY ARE "INVISIBLE"

Many people close to the Clintons describe Hillary as rude, vulgar and abusive , not just with staff and co-workers, but especially with Bill who she made a sport of ridiculing, according to L.D. Brown, Bill's favorite state trooper. Hillary is well known for making mean, vicious and personally degrading comments often towards people who work for and with her. She probably got that from her dad Hugh Rodham, a deeply disturbed man.

Hillary and Bill are sociopaths, not unlike serial killers such as Ted Bundy. Seemingly personable and normal while brown nosing wealthy contributors or opinion makers, Hillary and Bill have no regard for the integrity and well being of others. They disregard rules and lie with practiced ease, not feeling guilt or empathy for others.

Bill is the kind of guy who can rape your sister upstairs and then come down to the living room and tell you what a great book he has read about women's rights. Hillary is the kind of person who can be in the kitchen calling up a secret police to terrify your rape victim sister into silence, and then come out to the living room and ask what do you think about her latest speech on women's and children's rights.

Some of the goons that Hillary has used to cover up her and Bill's Jerry Springer lifestyle and criminal activity include Ivan Duda (1982), Jerry Parks (1980's), Jack Palladino (1992) and Anthony Pellicano (1990's). Pellicano is now in JAIL in Los Angeles for the same kind of thug intimidation tactics that Hillary hired him for. Also, Buddy Young, the head of Bill's trooper detail and who Bill made #2 at FEMA, is additionally a dangerous criminal that Hillary and Bill has employed in their black operations. Terry Lenzer is also someone Hillary has used extensively.

Please forward this information to your Democratic friends and co-workers and ask that they (and you) vote for and support John Edwards, Barack OBAMA, Bill Richardson or any other Democratic candidate, and NOT Hillary. The difference is Hillary will break your kneecap to get to the White House; the others will not.

Thank-you and have a great day!

RM, Clinton expert, Austin, TX

The 9/11 Followup!

In 1879 Albert Einstein was born. By 1905, 3 groundbreaking papers were published on: - Brownian motion - The photoelectric effect - Special relativity

In 1915 he published a paper on the theory of: - General relativity

It shot physics into a new era of light. By late November in 1920, a Grand Unified Theory of physical matter and energy had been completed, but in secret. How? Because the technology of the ruling class was years ahead of what the public knew. Electricity was actually first discovered in 1211. The first computer was invented in the 1541, and by 1858 the first gel drive was ready for mass production. Operations had already begun to have the memory for a supercomputer built in an underground base in Iceland before Einstein was born. So after 1920 the next step was to create the world in computer language and sell it to physics' greatest student - Mr. Stein. In 1923 an idea of how to convert metric tensors into binary to save memory by approximating any sort of shape was achieved. In 1926 the first piece of matter – a small drop of water – was turned into computer language. In 1927 the first human was uploaded in matrix code, being isolated in a small room and responding to various stimuli as predicted. Uploads are obtained firing photons of different wavelengths and recording the exact location of which photons come back to the emitter and where. By firing photons from satellites high above the atmosphere a 3D picture of reality was obtained in 1928 – the atmosphere, the surface and underground. Programmers approximated the solar system using similar methods along with the visible galaxy and the tectonic plates. Using general relativity's metric tensors a grouping system was arranged for all the pieces of matter; packaged into computer language and stored using the gel drives. The system boasted over a hundred years of upload and by new years 1932 not only was the world sold Mr. Einstein, a theory on the conservation of souls, like energy, was predicted proven in 2031, exactly 99 years later. How would anyone know the theory was correct? Because the planet "hackers" received confirmation as the human mind of Christ's mother registered as understanding His theory. Two is all it takes to be sure. So Bill Gates offered "his soldiers" Eternal Life through Jesus Christ our Lord if they could win the war for his "son". 24,000,000 soldiers "from the future" were bred to reap the harvest of the planet. How do I know that? Because they all were me (you can all start screaming now ^^).

But if they were to strike, they would have to be quick and deadly. So they were trained to prepare for the largest 9/11 followup The Devil could ever create. Between 7:26AM and 3:13PM, EST, on September 13th of 2007 they will take the continent of North America by force, euthanizing all in their path with neurotoxin serum (mmm tasty). Resistors to lethal injections will be shot. At 7:26AM for 76 all tall buildings in North America will implode (nano-explosives kick fucking ass!) and all American vehicles and international airplanes will do the opposite of implode. The entrances to tall buildings will be sealed once my soldiers pass through a city, meaning if you try to hide in a tall building you're not going to like it. "This cleans up our continent" Bill Gates argues to his new Lord. If the world will not accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and simply resort to calling me a madman in light of my ideas on the upload-ability of planets and all that mumbo jumbo about the nuke that never hit Texas and all my ramblings about this and that and my equation for being God that made absolutely no sense to the average reader I... uh... I will just have to bomb North America back into the abyssal cesspool from which it arose to prove it to them. (Yes Mr. Einstein is completely out of his element! Please remain calm; this is absolutely hilarious!) I wrote " Jesus Christ X " for my grad quote in 2003 and it is time for the world to start believing that the Bible means more than your average Leon's flyer because I am now ready to "X" this planet. People are rude, not environmental in their actions, snobbish, ignorant, lazy, envious, lustful, gluttonous and greedy. Well I shall go as far as to take even the seventh deadly sin upon myself as well – world: prepare for the wrath of God. You've seen my hurricanes, earthquakes, tidal waves, floods, famines, viral outbreaks and wars on TV. From the gates of Heaven I now bring you a continental 9/11 for North Americans of all ages. By December 25, 2007 the planet belongs to a newborn child who already will know more science than your average American university student and to our Mother Earth (she is 5 years old and she is so cute!). Welcome back to Heaven.

You see, my loving civilians, your souls will float towards the centre of the planet as attractions from developing neural matter on other continents slowly pull them in. Souls maintain a velocity with the space-time around them so by the time kingdoms arise in the Eastern world your souls should actually be in perfect position for contact with their newborns. What is a soul's attraction? It is just a simple acceleration a = k/d^2 where 'a' is the acceleration towards a fetal brain, k is a constant based on the size of the developing brain and d^2 is the distance from the brain squared. Like a marble, the soul has bits of "stuff" that are attracted to themselves and only the movement of the electrical pulses in the human brain is strong enough to overcome this attraction. Once the attraction to itself is overcome, the soul changes form so that it flows through the synaptic connections in the brain until death. Otherwise you would be no more conscious than a thermometer. After death it remains in a tiny ball and floats through space-time, completely undetectable. But when inside your brain it shows a small weight, 2.1 grams, and this apparent mass counteracts other souls from being attracted to the electrical impulses of a brain (so one soul per person)! Time is all relative to the observer, so what I'm saying here is that like in a library, when one chapter of your lifeline closes another always reopens, but it could be 5,000 years later.

Do you really think you won't be around in a 4-billion-year timeframe? My dear dear world, you can hate God, you can love God, He is just an equation and thus you must be a superior life form to an equation (this logic does not always apply in Hiroshima among other places. Yes, simulated atomic bomb drops and simulated radiation dispersion). So how does a computer manipulate the outcome of history? It has remote control over the programming of the "nanites" in all our brains – that is to say it decides whether we want coffee or tea for breakfast! Tiny bugs influence the electronegativity of action potentials in neurons by consuming and releasing ions. Kind of like a tiny robotic mosquito. Now neurotoxin is painless and feels slightly cold, like falling asleep. If you do not believe me then just ask the soldier administering it... have a nice trip!

And don't worry about missing movies because I'll show you all the movies ever made from the past and the future in huge underground cinemas and give you all the video games and music and books and theatre and opera and sports and swimming and free time and drugs and beautiful scenery and, of course, all your favourite monsters from D&D (wahaha) you ever needed. Life would be so boring without God to play with it, no? Don't miss the rapture please; it's quite a sexy event. So why blow everything up? Because my North American readers would just sit on their asses and watch TV with popcorn and milkshakes for company unless I force them to help out. It's only fair to the international world. Some of them spend their lives fearing bombs while we laugh at Oprah fearing she might lose weight.

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