Norman Paine 
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Re: “The Summer of Sanders

The only two politicians in America that speak the truth, are unafraid and have any chance of radically changing the remnants of the old guard, are Bernie and Lizzie!

Forget the rest of the politicos who would continue to treat us like the last 25 years or so of under-educated public high school graduates who are or have just been realizing that they really didn't learn very much in high school.

So as a nation of primarily poorly publicly-schooled individuals, how do we get the votes to eradicate the latest batch of bought, sold and paid for politicians?

Well, as I see it, there are only three possible options:

#1 Inject mass quantities of fish oil in OUR water supply (this promotes great brain-health!)

#2 Secretly enlist all doctors to place tiny wireless vote-determining chips under the skin of all inhabitants of most of the midwest and all of the southern states

#3 Just have an enormous army of volunteers from San Francisco, Oakland, Portland and Seattle go up to all Brain-Dead persons around the country and shit-slap them all!

Note: Slapping oneself is a sometimes acceptable form of therapy as well; however, be warned... letting someone else do it is almost always better because the "volunteer" can normally give up the kind of back-handed blow one desperately needs!

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Posted by Norman Paine on 07/29/2015 at 10:09 AM

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