Nirvana and the Masters of the Universe 

Stuff you need to know about to avoid cultural ostracism.

Dangerous Toys

The Kurt Cobain action figure.

Shit is gonna look sweet rockin' out with He-Man in Castle Greyskull.

This Song Will Change Your Life

Nelly Furtado's "Maneater."

Mercifully, not a Hall & Oates cover.

Transcendent Concert Experience

The dude in the wheelchair headbanging robustly to Isis' art-metal at the Great American last Tuesday.

Someone write a four-part Chron series about that guy.

Journalistic Boondoggle

The blogger/rock-crit cabal's relentlessly gushy love affair with Ghostface Killah.

Sasha Frere-Jones ain't nothin' ta fuck wit.

Internet Dalliance

Scarface, the short version.

Keep the volume low:

Workplace Risk

Patronizing a site called "" at the office.

Let's hope this doesn't come up in your annual review.

Rites of Spring

Naming your other fantasy baseball team "Mookie Wilson Phillips."

Alright, this is just getting ridiculous.


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