Lord Jones' CBD Gum Drops Get You In The Mood 

click to enlarge PHOTO BY JASMIN PORTER
  • Photo By Jasmin Porter

Edibles aren’t really my thing; the body high I get from them, while effective for muscle aches and pains, is not usually my type of party. But I spend hours repeatedly chopping, as a street food hustler, which has my shoulder sore as hell lately.

Enter Lord Jones’ Medicated Gum Drops: The packaging of these edibles itself transported me to a French boudoir — It’s a Tiffany’s blue box, trimmed and etched in gold. The California-based Lord Jones boasts its five-ingredient recipe, artisan-crafted, with a five-to-one, CBD-to-THC ratio — a signal that I won’t be so high that I’ll be obsessing over quantum physics tonight.

I started out with two pieces of the gummies, each containing 10 mg CBD and 2 mg THC. The flavor was clean and pure, much like real fruit, with almost no hint of the trademark cannabis flavor. Within 40 minutes, I was loose. Not high, necessarily — honestly, I’m used to bowls to the dome — but deeply relaxed. The soreness in my shoulder grew faint.

An hour later, I was feelin’ myself. I had on NBA TV, and every player looked like a glistening god, shoulders glowing like tender pieces of roasted chicken ready to be devoured. I couldn’t shake it, so I did what any respectable Lady would: drew a bath, put on Janet, and explored my pleasure principles.

At $30 per package, these drops would make a lovely gift for that special someone in your life who enjoys a finer, sexier body high. 

Learn more at LordJones.com.

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