Have a Jovial Holiday Season 

Stuff you need to know about to avoid cultural ostracism.

Behold the first amusing Saturday Night Live skit since "Accidentally shot by Claudine Longet." Relive the improbable magic at YouTube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

Last-Second Christmas Gift Idea

A Young Jeezy "Snowman" T-Shirt

Perfect for that one aunt everyone has who's crazy about gaudy-ass Christmas apparel. (And cocaine.)

TV Party

It's the Chronic -- What? -- cles of Narnia.

Bygone Concert Experience

Four things you can do during Ray Manzarek's organ solo in "Light My Fire," as performed by the newly re-formed Doors Thursday night at the Fillmore.

1. Drive back to Fremont. 2. Drive back to LA, actually. 3. Watch all six Star Wars films, with fifteen-minute smoke breaks in between. 4. Craft elaborate, emotionally satisfying fantasies about beating the crap out of Ray Manzarek.

Journalistic Coup

The Rock Critic Establishment's increasingly awkward love affair with Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone."

If you think this is gonna get you laid (by anyone, let alone Kelly Clarkson), you're sadly mistaken.

DJ Kicks

The Joanna Newsom reggaetón megamix.

Every bit as disorienting as it sounds. CertifiedBananas.com/



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