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Rated R · 88 minutes · 2013

Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Horror
Medieval Euro Gothicism meets 21st-century Hollywood spy gadgetry in one idiotic – but arguably entertaining – package. Hansel (Jeremy Renner) is diabetic from all that candy as a kid. Gretel (Gemma Arterton) wears a skin-tight, low-cut leather jumpsuit. Together they rid the land of the familiar coven of broomstick-riding haters, aided by Edward the Troll (actor Derek Mears, under a ton of CGI). The MPAA “R” rating notwithstanding, this is nothing more than Dario Argento dialed down for fourteen-year-olds. Costarring Peter Stormare as the corrupt sheriff, Famke Janssen as the chief evil witch, and Finnish actress Pihla Viitala as a nice, sexy witch. The direction is handled by Norway product Tommy Wirkola (maker of the Nazi zombie flick Dead Snow), from a screenplay he wrote with Dante Harper. (88 min.)
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Director: Tommy Wirkola
Producer: Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Kevin Messick, Beau Flynn, Denis Stewart, Chris Henchy and Tripp Vinson
Cast: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Peter Stormare, Thomas Mann, Derek Mears, Robin Atkin Downes, Pihla Viitala, Ingrid Berdal, Joanna Kulig, Bjørn Sundquist, Rainer Bock, Thomas Scharff, Kathrin Kühnel, Cedric Eich and Alea-Sophia Boudodimos


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