Gary Coleman: Master Builder 

A visualization of California under its new governor.

Gary Coleman has big plans for California. He has a few construction projects in mind to make this state great again.

Energy Independence

Gary believes in drilling for oil in every national park. As he puts it, "We can disguise the little rigs; they don't have to be ugly. How 'bout ten small rigs in every national park, and maybe we'll be the largest exporter for once."

The Los Angeles Packers

Gary believes that if the NFL puts an expansion team in Los Angeles, the citizens should own it, just like the good citizens of Green Bay, Wisconsin do.

Secure Borders

Gary opposes immigration. As he puts it, "In a perfect world, if I was an emperor, I'd wall off the US on every border."

Water from the Ocean

Gary wants to build giant desalinization plants to solve the state's water crisis.

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