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Re: “Your Daily Lick: Spandex Tiger

I think this a totally fair assessment of the Tiger.
If it’s not stupid, then what is it?
I mean, its obviously brilliant, but since when is brilliant, synonymous for bright?
Wait…scratch that. What was I saying?
Oh yeah, Spandex Tiger is an authentic and primal howl for a culture of imitation moans. An “as advertised” Cash On Delivery parcel of packaged rectal rippers arriving on the doorstep of your face to stomp the hymen from your mind with soccer cleats.
I agree with the concept that ST preaches “universal truths”, they may be juvenile, but anyone who wants to act their age can tune in to “light rock with less talk” and meet me at the water cooler.
“Hey Eric, How about those Oscars last night?”
“Oscars! Are you kidding me, I haven’t slept in three days and I think I had unprotected sex with an underage girl while she was passed out on my neighbors lawn. and by think I mean “I DID”, unless you’re going to tell the authorities, in which case I was just joking and you need to lighten up. But seriously, who watches the Oscars?”
Not Rich Filthy. He’s too busy letting you live vicariously through him to live vicariously through some overpaid neophytes.
-Bird

Posted by Bird on 02/26/2008 at 11:39 AM

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