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Comment Archives: stories: Arts & Culture: Savage Love

Re: “Cooking with Cum

sometimes when we're out of milk, I get "milked" as what happened when we had dinner guests and the stores were closed. Some wanted coffee black, but
other guests got my sperm as a secret milk(milt). None conplained, even getting one person saying they perffered my "other" cream.
Never did say where it came from, but one female friend of my wife was the one person who kept milking me for the coffees. She got me to squirt more
usual.

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Posted by juan valdez on 02/26/2010 at 8:45 AM

Re: “How to Have Anal Sex

Anal sex is not for everyone, but trying it is. Some women swear by it--they talk about orgasms way more powerful than anything they've experienced during vaginal intercourse, and include anal play as part of their regular sex routines. After a few finger sessions, but before the big one, have your man experiment a bit with using an anal toy to let you feel the ways in which your hole will be stretched as he moves from his fingers to his penis. My favorite anal toy is the Anal Probe because it's tapered for easy penetration. If you don't know what the Anal Probe is take a look http://www.blissfulgoodies.com/Fujikos-Wat…

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Posted by Ariel Jordan on 07/27/2012 at 6:12 AM

Re: “Cooking with Cum

I have heard about saving lots of cum and adding it to salad dressings,
That sounds hot to me. Better yet when a straight man comes to dinner.
I will take cum anyway I can get it. Go a guy to JO in my coffee once.
Also good in scrambled eggs.

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Posted by Jamesleebewley on 09/05/2011 at 8:36 AM

Re: “Toilet Plunger as Anal Sex Toy

SEVERAL YEARS AGO I HAD FRIEND TELL HE HAD TRIED TO RIDE A BICYCLE WITH THE SEAT OFF AND NEARLY SHOVED THE POST UP HIS ASS, AND THAT GOT ME THINKING MAYBE THAT WOULD BE FUN TO TRY. I ENJOY STICKING OBJECTS UP MY ASS SO I RAISED A SEAT POST ABOUT EIGHT INCHES THEN FOLDED TOWEL SEVERAL TIMES THEN PLACED OVER POST. THEN INSERTED INTO ASS HOLE AND BEGAN RIDING BIKE FOR ABOUT FIVE MILES. THE TOWEL WAS INSERTED THREE INCHES UNTIL I HIT A POTHOLE, THE UPWARD FORCE PUSHED THE TOWEL WICH WAS ABOUT FOUR INCHES IN SIZE, DEEP INSIDE MY ASSHOLE. THE PAIN WAS SO BAD I HAD TO STOP AND GET OFF BIKE TO MY SUPPRIZE THE TOWEL WAS SO FAR IN THAT I COULD NOT FEEL IT WITH MY HAND. A FEW MINUTES OF REST I HAD TO START RIDE BACK TO THE CAR THAT WAS SEVERERAL MILES AWAY. SEE I WAS RIDING COMPLETELY NUDE ON AN OLD COUNRTY ROAD AT NIGHT AND IT WAS GOING TO BE DAYLIGHT SOON. I TRIED STANDING WHEN RIDING BUT WWAS VERY DIFFICULY TO DO FOR VERY LONG, SO I SAT VERY SLOWLY BACK ON THE POST UNTILL IT WAS RESTING ON THE TOWEL THAT WAS STILL INSIDE MY ASS. I COUNTINUED TO RIDE THAT WAY AND AS I DID THE POST WAS WORKING DEEPER AND DEEPER UNTIL MY BALLS WERE HITTING THE FRAME OF THE BIKE, BY THEN I HAD SUCH A HARD ON AND MY DICK WAS THOBING SO HARD IT HURT. I WAS SO HAPPY TO GET BACK TO MY CAR, AFTER GETTING OFF THE POST I NOTICED I WAS BLEEDING THE BOLTS THAT HOLD SEAT POST ON HAD TORE MY ASSHOLE WIDE OPEN, I WAS VERY WORRIED BECAUSE I COUNLDNT GET THE BLEEDING STOP BUT I REMEMBERED I HAD FIRST AID BOX IN MY TRUNK. I FINELY STOPPED THE BLEEDING BUT HAD ANOTHER PROBLEM, HOW TO GET THE TOWEL OUT OF MY ASS, BY THEN IT WAS SO DEEP I COULDN’T FEEL IT WITH MY FINGERS. AFTER ARRIVING HOME I TOOK A LONG BATH IN HOPES THAT THE TOWEL WOULD WORK ITS WAY DOWN SO I COULD REACH IT AND OF COURSE IT DIDN’T, I BEGAN THINKING OF WHAT I COULD USE AND REMEMBERED I HAD CROCHAY HOOK THAT I USED FOR MODLES, SO I FOUND IT AND BEGAN FISHING FOR LONG LOST TOWEL. THE HOOK WAS JUST LONG ENOUGH TO REACH I HAD TO INSERT ALL OF IT UP INSIDE ME, IT FINLY SNAGGED TOWEL AND I BEGAN PULLING IT OUT. I WAS VERY HAPPY TO GET THE TOWEL OUT OF ME AND OF COURSE MORE BLEEDING IT TOOK ME DAYS TO GET THE BLEEDING TO STOP.

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Posted by inme13in on 01/09/2011 at 6:30 AM

Re: “How to Have Anal Sex

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Posted by Editor on 12/14/2013 at 5:12 AM

Re: “Cat-sturbating

If anything the cat was probably attracted to the masturbation happening in its midst. My husband and I have to lock our cat out of the bedroom every time we have sex because she always wants in on the action. Cats are just freaky little perverts, bless their little hearts.

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Posted by Beth Terry on 04/04/2012 at 11:10 PM

Re: “Toilet Plunger as Anal Sex Toy

WHAT THE FUCK?

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Posted by wtflol22 on 02/04/2010 at 8:23 AM

Re: “Enema Kits and Missing Clits

Although I agree that enemas, using bio-friendly substances such as pure water or saline solution, are harmless, and even beneficial, I am concerned that this doctor seemed to miss an important point in the enema-using lady's letter. She said she was using soapy enemas. THAT can be hazardous. I hope she is at least using a gentle castile soap - and not something toxic like a detergent or "anti-bacterial" product.

However, at best, even gentle soap is unnecessarily harsh on the colon, and to say it may "change the balance of bacteria that normally live in the colon and may make one more susceptible to changes in bowel movements" is a classic, professional understatement. Cramps, anyone? Colitis? At worst, putting detergent or too much soap in the enema solution can actually kill a person. Surely the doctor knows this - was her response edited for space?

Anyway, if the enema is being used for sexual pleasure, I don't see the need for any soap at all. Soap is to help someone poop, usually by irritating the colon, and I consider it a "last resort" kind of thing. What is wrong with pure, warm water, or saline solution?

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Posted by Kathryn Hildebrandt on 06/25/2013 at 11:44 PM

Re: “Toilet Plunger as Anal Sex Toy

when you get something stuck i find the best way to get it out is to masturbate to orgasm,,, the sphincter muscle will relax and whatever is inside will slide out

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Posted by mc7241 on 03/04/2011 at 5:50 PM

Re: “How to Have Anal Sex

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Posted by Editor on 08/11/2014 at 4:12 AM

Re: “Sex Clubs for Shy Submissives

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Posted by Editor on 07/04/2014 at 10:57 PM

Re: “Sexsomnia Sucks

Thank you for writing this article about Sexsmonia. Sexsomnia is a very misundertood parasomnia that needs much more research.

I was diagnosed with severe sexsomnia in 2006 and I can tell you, from personal experience, that it is very frightening and scary. I am doing much better since my diagnosis but not because of medication. Perhaps lighter forms of sexsomnia can be treated with medicine but in my case it only served to exacerbate my illness.

My sexsomnia improved by addressing the underlying causes (triggers) in a healthy and productive manner. Essentially, psychotherapy. I have found that sexsomnia is like cancer in that it cannot be completely cured, at best all one can really do is identify their triggers and learn to use them to mitigate future sexsomnia episodes. Like cancer, the goal is remission. I use cancer as an analogy because a person does not choose to have sexsomnia or cancer, they are simply the realities of life and the cards we were dealt. It is upon us, the afflicted, to do the best we can to address our respective conditions in a healthy and constructive way.

I recently launched a site, Sexsomniacs Journey, as a place for Sexsomniacs, those that love us, and the curious to convene in a safe, understanding, accepting, and friendly environment. I sincerely hope that we will grow into a strong and vibrant online community that shares our experiences with each other and assists one another to get better.

Sexsomniacs Journey is one stop shopping for all matters pertaining to sexsomnia. From articles, news, and studies by the leading psychologists and psychiatrists to defining sexsomnia (courtesy of Wikipedia), discussing triggers, and having an open forum to encourage conversation about what all of us are going through. New content is being added constantly as it is found on the web, posted by members, or myself.

Again, I greatly appreciate you apprising everyone of Sexsomnia. I would like to partner with you to increase Sexsomnia Awareness. Please visit Sexsomniacs Journey, http://sexsomniacsjourney.com/about/, and contact me directly if interested. Thank you.

Take care and be well.

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Posted by Sexsomnia Parasomnia on 10/29/2012 at 6:41 PM

Re: “Santorum in the News

"A social worker informed Langbehn — who was distraught — that she wouldn't be able to see her wife because they were in an "anti-gay city and state.""

In that case you simply blow through the obstacle. Let the bigot call the police, make noise, do what you have to.

The time for being polite in the face of bigotry is long past.

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Posted by William Carr on 01/12/2012 at 10:14 AM

Re: “Toilet Plunger as Anal Sex Toy

Anal toys are pretty cheap. I don;t think u need to use a plunger that seems kind of... painfull.

http://www.happyendingonline.com/servlet/t…

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Posted by heo69 on 12/11/2010 at 7:20 AM

Re: “Pegging, Parenting, and Penises

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Posted by Editor on 05/03/2015 at 3:48 PM

Re: “Fuck-Buddy Fail

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Posted by Editor on 03/29/2015 at 6:30 AM

Re: “Daddy Issues

I love your column. Sadly, the advice you gave The Good Son is horrible. I have nothing against sex workers. But, you are recommending an old man get involved in prostitution. That could be dangerous. And it could also subject him to arrest and extreme embarrassment. If he isn't savvy enough to use a computer then what are the odds he ends up with a skanky streetwalker with a craigslist ad? Bad idea.

Better alternative? Try the online singles community. There are sites out there for seniors. A couple I found in about 30 seconds of searching:

MatureSinglesOnly.com
www.seniorpeoplemeet.com

There are plenty of single senior women - or those in similar situations to his dad's - out there. And many senior women are open to "no strings attached" romantic liasons. And I would bet he would rather comb singles ads looking for a "nice friend" for his dad than ads for sex workers. And his dad would be more comfortable and have better sex in such a relationship. Plus, the potential risks are much much lower that way.

You can't win them all. But, isn't it better not to respond to a question than to give horrible advice? Food for thought...

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Posted by Gerald Bowman on 02/17/2015 at 7:03 PM

Re: “Cooking with Cum

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Posted by Editor on 09/19/2013 at 5:24 AM

Re: “Cooking with Cum

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Posted by Editor on 09/19/2013 at 5:20 AM

Re: “Can I Get HIV From Kissing or Oral Sex?

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Posted by Editor on 08/30/2013 at 9:40 AM

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