Note to aspiring bank robbers: Your escapade will probably be captured on tape. In light of this, consider a form of disguise that might obscure at least some of the following:
- A hundred pounds of extra weight,
A protruding chin with acne,
Crooked upper teeth,
Lower teeth covered by a silver grill,
Possession of a hardcover book with a photo of Toni Braxton on the cover.
The preceding, in case you missed it, is a portion of the description of a man who robbed a bank in Dublin on Tuesday. Although this moron is still at large, as MediaNews reports, the cops feel pretty good about their prospects of catching him.