Upping the Ante
Okay, Randy Newman, we'll now pay you $100 to perform "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" at the Oscars.
If you make it a medley and include "Rednecks," we'll kick in a free subscription.
The peculiar visual aesthetic of Energy 92.3 TV commercials.
i.e., "Orgy at the drunk tank viewed through night-vision goggles."
This Song Will Change Your Life
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs' "Gold Lion."
As we speak some wayward DJ is working on a mashup with this and Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams." That, too, will really suck.
No, you are not the first person to suggest renaming the Aerosmith song "Cheney's Got a Gun."
And neither is this guy: RickDavisMusic.com/cheneysgotagun.mp3
Bizarre Personal Crusade
Cam'ron abruptly declares war on pedophiles.
A fine way to spend his time when not critiquing Jay-Z's footwear.
Assaults on Your Dignity
Refusing to listen to a hot new band named AIDS Wolf
on general fucking principle.
Have some respect for yourself.
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