"i am not that cultured"
Thinnest Pizza Crusts
You from Chicago, by chance?
We respectfully disagree.
"I don't like thin crust pizzas"
Thanks for sharing.
"Bay Area pizza sucks chicken cloacas. Except for Zachary's."
We'll consider that a vote for Zachary's.
"the skinny guy @ Bette's who's been there forever"
He's very, very old.
"the guy with baby dreads who works at Mel's Diner Friday"
See you Friday.
"Some guy at Lyons at 6 am."
Were you just getting up, or heading to bed?
Most Affordable California Cuisine
Bumpin'est Caribbean Cuisine
Funny, that doesn't sound Caribbean.
Liveliest Live Seafood
"YUCK! ONLY ASSHOLES EAT MEAT!"
Gee, you're right. Sorry. We'll stop right away.
Yummiest Kids' Menu
"i don't do kids"
If you did, you'd be in jail.