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Readers Say the Darnedest Things 

Outtakes from Best of the East Bay ballots, with some editorial asides.

Prettiest Place to Get Married

"Metro Boardshop"
Is that the same Metro Boardshop you put down in every category?

"Orinda? Lafayette? Not that place in Berkeley."
You mean the waste-transfer station?

"Fruitvale BART Station"
You're not ever planning on getting married, are ya?

Sexiest Place

"My bedroom"
All five of you can't be right.

"My bed"
Ditto the three of you.

"Andy's bed!"
Lucky Andy.

"Wurster Hall"
Someone got laid in the stairrrwellll.

"the back seat"
You obviously don't drive a Honda.

"it's not very sexy here"
Have you tried the backseat?

Most Heroic Person

"My DAD"
Awwwwwww.

"Me"
Mister, your daughter already voted.

"god"
Wouldn't that be "Most Heroic Entity?"

"BooBoo"
What about Dora's pal, Diego?

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