Our Favorite Letters of 2012 

Readers sound off on rich brats, cross-species friendships, and something called "Poo~Pourri."

Editor's Note

Each year we compile some of the memorable letters, rants, and press releases we received during the prior twelve months. In the interest of verisimilitude, all spelling, punctuation, and grammar are the writers' own.

This Is My Erotic Story with Weight Loss

My name is karmela,24 years old, Since my childhood I was having extra weight, very extra, I loved eating too much various foods who they make me increased weight day after day, and I can't never stop. Until I got to the age of 18 years, the cursory was very bad and I'm ashamed of appearing in front of people, it feels really devastated. I can't wear clothes that I love plus I can't find it for me. On the other hand I suffered from cholesterol and hypertension Non-chronic. Become isolated from the people, no friends no intimate relationships because people's comments about cursory, already I'm ashamed of myself, was my life as hell... So I decided to change my life, make it better, I don't want to live like this, I want a Beautiful cursory, I want to wear narrow pants and beautiful dresses. I want to have my intimate relationships as all people simply decided to restore my life.

Tired at the beginning, I read a lot about ways to lose weight, foods to eat and stay away from others or minimize, and appropriate sports which help to burn fat better and fast. Hard to get a good result in a short time, it needs patience, strong will, persistence, and not despair. But I knew I can do that I will succeed. I learned not to believe false ads, they say to lose weight in one week that I bought this product, for sale sports machine or Weight loss products. Because when you buy and short time passes without any apparent change, you get frustrated and be disappointed, And feel it's nothing that can help you or solve your problem. So do what you see fit not to believe false ads, armed with patience and determination, working on loses your weight from all sides, Low-fat foods and calories, global food systems, practice of different sports, Regular walking, With determination and continue you get good results and you can do it. This is what happened with me, after that I got the best way to lose weight, I continue them and did not never feel despair. I was thinking always in the objective, in my beautiful configurable and to live a happy life...I noticed that the good results began to appear on my body, Fat less every day, Is my body appears and takes his natural form after that was distorted and Fat stacked everywhere. I got a body always dreamed. People praise my cursory and my figure, Asked how I can make this change. That wasn't a surprise for me it took time and effort, but if the result was satisfactory, the time and effort and all difficulties are not worth anything to result.

In this period some people tried to embrace me, people who have the same problem-Excess weight- They asked me about the program that I followed, and they advised me to share my experience with others for they will benefit greatly.

That's what prompted me to write this primary article to tell the people who suffering from excess weight about my experience. There will be other articles tell you about what you must do to get the body you want.

karmela

I'm Not so Sure

"The truth, madame," said he - "in the name of Heaven, the truth! Do not flatter a dying man with a hope that may prove vain." There he stopped, a look from Colbert telling him he was on the wrong track.

Anna Green

The Gift that Keeps on Giving!!!

This Holiday Season...avoid those embarrassing bathroom odors with Poo~Pourri's before-you-go bathroom sprays and candles!!

Give a gift that will keep on giving well after the new year has rung with Poo~Pourri.

Poo~Pourri wishes one and all a merry holiday season that's free of the odors a house full of good food and people can bring. But, if well wishes won't be enough to hide Uncle Jim's bathroom presence, then stock up on Poo~Pourri's before-you-go bathroom sprays and new candles. Made from natural essential oils, they safely contain and destroy unwanted odors so no one has to know what goes on behind closed doors.

Entertain with the holiday spirit by setting out a chic bottle of their Santa Poo bathroom spray in guest restrooms. A spritz or two of this blend of fruity citrus and fresh Holly and Evergreen effectively neutralizes any potential embarrassments and sets everyone in the right mood to enjoy a carol or two. Living a life odor-free is as easy as spraying the toilet bowl water before use and then flushing away. Stuff conveniently sized pocket sprays into stockings, or use their silly toilet paper gift sets as a gag present that friends and family never knew they needed.

Hosts and hostesses aren't the only ones that love the original Poo~Pourri blend of Bergamot, Lemongrass, and Grapefruit aromas--Santa does too! After a night full of milk and cookies that bearded fellow certainly has to contend with a tummy that's all a rumble. This holiday season keep the bathroom stocked with Poo~Pourri Original, so that jolly fat man, or any guests that come to town, can take care of business free of care.

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