Our Favorite Letters of 2007 

Readers comment on tree sitters, Paris Hilton, the Jeff Tedford conspiracy, Gum Arabic products, the next soda giant, RepubliCrats, gold for sale, toxic racism, the rogue behavior of Judas, mountain bikers, and much, much more.

Editor's note

Each year we compile some of the more memorable letters, phone calls, and press releases we received during the prior twelve months. In the interest of verisimilitude, all spelling, punctuation, and grammar are the writers' own.

"IT'S XMASS IN BERK"

ITS XMASS TIME IN BREKELEY AND,
THE WHOLE TOWNS TURNING GREEN
ELECTRIC CARS..ACOUSTIC GUITARS,& OF COURSE RECYCLING.
NO PRESENTS 'NEATH ..THE XMASS TREE

NO JEWELS..FO' SURE.. NO FUR COATS...
INSTEAD TO A FAMILY IN AFRICA,
IN YOUR NAME..THEY SENT A GOAT..
IT NEVER SNOWS IN BERK.
I'M HOPING FOR SOME RAIN..
SHINING STREETS,BABBLING CREEKS,
PEPPERMINT CANDY CANES.

DECK THE HALLS WITH LED LIGHTS,
THE TREES AND MISTLETOE..
TOFERKEY..YUM..
FRUIT CAKE SOAKED IN RUM..
ALL VERY ORGANIC..YA KNOW..

A YR NOW SITTERS,SITTING IN THE TREES..
FENCE UM UP..YOU CAN'T GET UM DOWN.
ON THE CAMPUS OF BERKELEY..

JINGLE BELLS..JINGLE..JINGLE BELLS..
PEACE ON EARTH TO ALL..
BERKELEY'S SHE'S ALL DECKED OUT..
FOR THE XMASS AND NEW YEARS BALL.

Girl George

No Sport, No Athelete

Those bastards and hippie treetards just want to no sport, no athelete, they do not care for any of the athelete, or the school at all. Go to hell.

JK

No Justice, No Piece

Blond Power Rally Rally + Party - people's park, Berkeley California
June 17 - Father's Day
Noon - 9pm
Free booze, etc. SUBSTANCES
NO FOOD. Free champagne from France

Jay Leno is NOT invited!!
FREE PARIS! HILTON
Don't crucify Paris!! She is a martyr, like Jesus or Ghandi!! She is like Joan of Arc!! Change the name of the Sun to Paris Hilton!! This is NON-Negoitshable!
PARIS FOR PRESIDENT! OF THE U.S.

I will knock CAL and public-campus schools out of existence in CA. then the USA.

CAL persons of interest, observers, cops and crooks:

Did you see MIBII, 2002, Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones? Here I have been sending out stuff like THIS, for several years, and YOU IGNORED ME! You might be like Big Dog Rose, satirized in MIB, and I didn't even know this, until I snapped on it. You apparently don't work out in MIB, Big Dog, if my reading of compound characterization suggestions is correct. But KJ and Steve #7 and their look are in, as of 2002.

Guess why the spaceworm that eats everything is called JEFF!

Because Tedford is illegally interested NOW, in 2007, he was then, in 2002, and he is trying to help the illegal University hide that NEITHER the obese power deals NOR the porcine interest hikes belong in the fees or the price hikes since 2001. Tedford might coach elsewhere for awhile, but HE GOES DOWN, WHEN THE SYSTEM GOES DOWN, for fraud.

REPEAT: Agent Smith is KAY and agent Jones seems to be JAY. #7, up.

The UNDER SIEGE movie from 1992 has also come about; Tommy Lee Jones lookalike Ron Rivera has taken the SD Chargers LV Coach job, note Tommy Lee getting his head shoved into the weapons system monitor by Steve Seagal, which may be an allusion to bro STEVE RIVERA, appearing to be notorious, later in the show, as in RIGHT NOW.

Anna Nicole has passed, 2/8/07, but note how in UNDER SIEGE, similar former Playmate Erica Elaniak loses her makeup and looks like Anna Nicole did, when she held baby Dannielynn, several months before demise. The times are ripe, for a deja vu resolution, of pictures, which we see on the news AND in the movies, in the way that a wave of debt rises to inundate the USA and the world, in 2008, known to me and of which I have warned many, to which no respondent replies.

Well then, community standards may not be funded, where they are undermined by illegal funding over time AND by border and jurisdiction corruption, under Catholic and Jewish organized crime, to violate establishment, commerce, and standing army clauses, and USCAs, with 18 U.S.C. 245, 371, 1505, and 2384 violations outstanding with contempt and conspiracy, with MANN ACT violations by all state line athletes like Stanford U, Service Academies and Armed Services, Catholic Universities, and by foreign students and faculty, which undermine our media standards and our laws, unreported though rampant at sedition and fraud, trying to appear innocent while stalking real estate.

The black theme at the Oscars worked for Chertoff, who saw Jim Carrey put out '23' the day before the awards, since Chertoff acted instead of performed, as DHS Secretary, hiding that the '23' phenomenon is of BOTH the 9/11/2001 and Israel's 60th, Yom HazMat, 5/8/2008, for the usury on drug wars, WTC, and the two illegal missions.

Don't get it, yet? You are down by 2008. If NOT, you may be SUED for allowing 2008 to get here, with no OO7 playmaking, by YOU AND YOU AND YOU, all at riot, or at 18 U.S.C 371, for removal or more charges.

Tedford seems to think he can leave his messy thugs at Bearinsider and other trash sites lying around, in contempt of process, before he gets his brand of kudzu to roaming up to the rim, yo. Fire UP, KJs: PC

11165.3 means Tedford is GONE, already. He neglected to report the fee flipping is FAT, even as regards TAYLOR TEDFORD, also at risk, illegally. So what part of you get to keep Tedford is real, doofusi?

Your Regents and UC staff have cooked Gray Davis' 15 fat power deals into the state, by undermining education so thoroughly, nobody in d-d-d-Bear chase noticed, that the 15 FED interest hikes just about finish what the 15 fat California deals started, cooking anti-value bubbles into everyone between the funding implosion here in the USA and the Chinese equity expansion. Davis announced to Lay et al he would tender 20 year deals starting Dec. 2000, through the May-June 2001 nuclear refurbishings of BOTH the PG&E and SoCalEd reactors. What's YOUR sorry excuse for thinking you get to have undergraduates in the thousands, at a campus, when you cross-contaminate in all directions, spreading your virulent form of Patty Hearst-media conditioning, so your hostage-charges seek their own $330K sabbaticals and vote for illegal superfunding of service districts simply because some of those illegally employ illegally interested media conditioning tankers, who need to move back to MEXICO? You let the standards go DOWN, see LSUSC on TV when you watch Sandler. What can be done for you, when I have already thrown the book at Bergdahl, Berglund, Birgie, the UC Attorney, the ADs since Gladstone, my USCA (student co-op), so THIS notice to UC Library of the now several since 2001 illegally submitted measures, propositions, and budget proposals is belated, after the law schools, business schools, journalism schools, the LOT?! And when I talk to librarians down here on the Stanford Peninsula (low-profile football over here), they all look stunned that I want a PC that I don't have to sign up for, on the darn hour, or get less time and get bumped.

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