Ordinary People, Everyday People 

Stuff you need to know about to avoid cultural ostracism.

TV Party

The Grammys allowing a clearly deranged Sly Stone to appear live onstage during his hideous "tribute" medley.

Too bad Ronald Reagan wasn't available.

This Song Will Change Your Life

Big ups to John Legend for all the "Ordinary People" Grammy wins, though.

Song's sweet, dudes.

Transcendent Concert Experience

Bluegrass titan Ralph Stanley's tremendous merchandising empire, as displayed last Thursday and Friday at the Freight & Salvage.

Ralph sang "O Death" and then repeatedly offered to sell us CDs, bumper stickers, knives, banjos, tickets to his Bluegrass Fest in Virginia, and the actual guitar his son was playing onstage. Get this man his own flavor of Vitamin Water.

Internet Distraction

Subtitling your own Bollywood film clips at Grapheine.com/ bombaytv/index_uk.php

Here, we made you one: Grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php ?id=712431

Dubious Legal Strategy

Oh hell, let's sue Apple for iPod-related hearing loss.

May Bono personally pour hot McDonald's coffee in your lap.

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