The duo behind the Chicago-based comedy website Everything Is Terrible! — dubbed by Time as one of the fifty best websites of 2013 — gathers the most absurd and ridiculous found VHS footage for your viewing pleasure. Its new tour — titled “Two Head Cleaners and a Microphone!” — will stop by The New Parkway Theater (474 24th St., Oakland) this Saturday and will include the screening of two new EIT! DVDs: Comic Relief Zero!, which features the cringe-worthy, bungled jokes of ventriloquists, prop comics, and talk show hosts; and Everything Is Terrible! Does The Hip-Hop!, which showcases white rappers promoting hamburgers and children rapping about stamps. Clearly, this live show, which also includes puppets, is not to be missed.