"When Animals Attack" online
Pythons vs. alligators ... cows vs. pitbulls ... rumors of a Britney/What's-His-Face sex tape ...
Bygone Concert Experience
The horrific injustice of the Clap Your Hands Say Yeah/The National double bill at Mezzanine on October 5
The indie-pop wankery of CYHSY plays to a packed house, which then disperses before the National's beautiful, moody, infinitely superior closing set. There are other sites out there besides Pitchfork, you assclowns.
This Song Will Change Your Life
The Darkness, "One Way Ticket"
Cowbell, zither, falsetto: the trifecta of modern rock 'n' roll irony.
Go to MySpace.com/TheDarkness to hear the new stuff.
Punk Rock Escapades
That knucklehead from Good Charlotte engineering a blog attack on Kelly Clarkson to defend the honor of his girlfriend, Hilary Duff.
A vacuum of faux-punk vapidity powerful enough to bend light.
Abstract Cultural Phenomenon
What did bored people at shows do before they could flip through the photos on their camera phone?
An intriguing corollary to "What did bored office workers do before they could troll the Internet for photos of a python rupturing after eating an alligator?"
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