Really how many words should it take to predict a season? If yours is a first place prognostication, we say a single word can do it. Then each squad after the leaders gets another brick in the wall. Presenting tomorrow's standings today! Oh, we think the A's will be in last.
Angels - Relentless
Mariners - Surprise Team
Rangers - Want their Manager
A's - Laughable pitching, yet unfunny.
Tigers - Redeemed
Twins - Always there
Indians - Biggest AL jinx
White Sox - Love Ozzie, not team
Royals - Ridiculous trendy pick, going nowhere.
Red Sox - Insufferable
Yankees - Girardi? Fired
Blue Jays - Still miss Scuataro
Rays - Coach returns to Pumpkin
Orioles - Irrelevant for over a decade
Diamondbacks - Pitcherific!
Giants - So unpleasant
Dodgers - What went wrong?
Padres - Ballpark is nice though
Cardinals - Solid
Cubs - Wild Card
Astros - Carlos Lee rules
Reds - Usual second-half fade
Brewers - Once again off the radar
Pirates - Setting record for all time futility
Phillies - Blanton?
Marlins - Tropical A's
Mets - Manager fired too
Braves - Now with less pitching
Nationals - Third incarnation still god-awful
— Kibby Kleiman