This week, "Too $hort, Career Counselor": Famed rapper Too $hort is branching out into non-profit self-help, offering to career-counsel young would-be performers. But not everyone is thrilled, reports writer Eric K. Arnold. Too much "Blowjob Betty" and "Punk Bitch," no doubt. Still, $hort did drop his Remy Martin affiliation as a gesture of good faith. What's an aging hip-hop local legend to do?