Not all of us are hip enough to have a cable modem or DSL. The humble 56k-bound digital warrior is beset on all sides by the tyranny of giant dial-up ISPs. Don't believe those big guys who say their service offers superfast download speeds over a modem: They're exactly the same as everyone else. So why not keep your Net expenditures in a local coffer? MonkeyBrains.net
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as your e-mail address? Well, okay, a few things.