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Re: “Party 2 Nite. R U Going?

But if I'm the one who got hit with the bat then why do you say a couple sentences earlier that "if i find out who u r its bad so stop waisting ur time trying to correct every writing mistake people make n focus on me bitch." I have to say you are brilliant because you somehow think that it was myself who got hit with a bat. Unfortunately for you, it wasn't, so I have to say, good luck with finding me because all you have is some elk jerky.

Posted by Ian on 01/07/2008 at 10:41 PM

Re: “Party 2 Nite. R U Going?

Oh, exuse me, I didn't double check what I wrote, I meant to say "I'm thinking" instead of "I thinking". My bad. Hahahahaha.

Posted by Ian on 01/07/2008 at 10:35 PM

Re: “Party 2 Nite. R U Going?

Oh yeah, and NyeQuill, I bet you're going to be the only person on this board who will be 35 with nothing but a Bachelor's degree.

Posted by Ian on 01/07/2008 at 10:28 PM

Re: “Party 2 Nite. R U Going?

Krasnor: Please just quiet yourself. The grammar mistakes were on purpose after I started typing. I meant to say "coon" so you really in fact no nothing about what you're saying. I didn't really correct your grammar so you should stop trying to identify yourself with the coons by saying "we". Obviously he did think it was Lauren and not Laura because he started saying Lauren's son. I don't know any Lauren's sons who are connected to this, do you? If so, please inform me so I'll know for the future.

BTOWNKID900FREEALLMYBRASHOEFAST:
I guess you sure like CAPS lock but I doubt you're any smarter than me seeing as how you say things like "GETSA" and "I GOT TO MY ENGLISH CLASS EVERYDAY BTW". I thinking that you don't go to your english class everday, or maybe you do, but you sure did miss the classes back in elementary school when they taught everyone the differences between past and present.

Whatever. I'm tired. See you Krasnor and probably Alex Buxbam.

BTW, instant messenger term for "by the way", this isn't Laura's son or Laura so you should quit threatening the wrong people. You guys are brilliant. Honestly. I don't know how I can keep up with you.

Posted by Ian on 01/07/2008 at 10:27 PM

Re: “Party 2 Nite. R U Going?

bruhblud2200free$mik:
Good. That's what I'm looking for. Improvement. Just make sure that you don't beat up some dyslexic nine year old with a bat and take his Hooked on Phonics from him because the box reflects in the sunlight and looks shiny. Sorry, I'm just saying that because I know how you golliwogs like shiny things. And to your comment I don't know what a shitbreak is because that's not a WORD (whoops, CAPS lock). I don't even think that a word in an unabridged dictionary. And the part about "(unless you personally offending me hella much)" should've been typed as "(unless you personally offend me hella much)". Notice the absence of the "ing" which was totally unneccessary. I guess you're going to have to post again because I'm afraid that this whole paragraph is about offending you.

NSO BOI 5400 BITCH ITS THE POLE and everyone else:
Good job with knowing the kid's names who were in the car. Now we all know them. I applaud you with your threats. I applaud all of you with your remarks about fully automatic clips and bats eventhough you people (golliwogs and coons) are the ones who started this crap.

Posted by Ian on 01/07/2008 at 9:57 PM

Re: “Party 2 Nite. R U Going?

Man all these people commenting are all just a bunch of golliwogs who can't even read or write proper english. Just look at all of these comments. Why don't all of you get a life that includes not repeating Algebra I for the 3rd time and not robbing people just because they're comfortable enough to have something valuable on them. We all have lives that also include going to school unlike stupid dreadface people who like to swing bats. Oh, and look at that, all the people that have lives can also write a readable comment on this page that doesn't have "Bruh", "Hoe", or "Let me stupid bruh nigga outta jail".

Oh, and by the way, BTOWNKID900FREEALLMYBRASHOEFAST, "fagot" is spelled "faggot" just in case you didn't know, stupid ass golliwog. And looking at your comment, who is Lauren? She's not mentioned in this article. Once again, learn to read. Don't skip English everyday just because you don't know what a fallacy is.

"Max", everyone knows you're not a good kid because you like to take pictures with knives and beat up people with your golligwog "bruhs".

Krasnor: Stop trying to protect yourself all the time by appeasing stupd golliwogs and friends. Do you actually think that to survive in schools people should just keep their mouths shut and not respond to nonsensical golliwogness. Oh, woops, that was redundant and a truism because all golligwogness is nonsensical. You really say that you were "brought into this"? Last time I checked you wrote one of the first comments because you were trying to be witty. Just quiet yourself, no one brought you into this and by trying to appease the golliwogs with your comments you made it so that you don't have to be part of this anymore.

Now someone comment back and try to "roast" or "cap" on me just because I feel offending by bullshit. Please. Go ahead.

P.S. I did mean to say golliwog a ton of times. It wasn't a mistake. Maybe you all should stop being so damn stupid by thinking that robbing and assaulting people with deadly weapons is cool.

Sorry, I got ahead of myself. Continue to the comment box. Remember not to put on caps lock by accident!

Posted by Ian on 01/07/2008 at 9:19 PM

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