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Re: “Tampons As Sex Toys”
Tampax are filled with chemicals that could hard an individual. Anal sex toys are very abundant and are fairly cheap to purchase. Also, a tampax lacks the vibrating power as well as the shape needed for prostate stimulation.
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Re: “The Green Button Means I'm a Lesbian”
Hi there... I made some green buttons for anyone interested in adopting Dan's idea! http://lilgreenbutton.com
Re: “Mistress Is Miffed”
Uh, EBS? I hope you are young and can be forgiven your ignorance. Sex in your 60s can be fantastic -- frequency may be down a bit from the halcyon days, but satisfaction is the goal, right -- and it's up like an adolescent erection. So take heart, young'un -- the best is, well, yet to come.
Re: “Mistress Is Miffed”
OOps !! i thought i was posting to TOS comment, ... so it posts to both, mine is for TOS.... :)
Re: “Mistress Is Miffed”
I agree with Savage..... YOUR 52 AND CAN STILL GET IT UP !! BE HAPPY !!
Re: “Lesbian Gal Pals, Light Bondage, and Cuckold Fetishists”
i agree and think the man u need is at wiseeyes1@aol.com
Re: “Cooking with Cum”
sometimes when we're out of milk, I get "milked" as what happened when we had dinner guests and the stores were closed. Some wanted coffee black, but
other guests got my sperm as a secret milk(milt). None conplained, even getting one person saying they perffered my "other" cream.
Never did say where it came from, but one female friend of my wife was the one person who kept milking me for the coffees. She got me to squirt more
usual.
Re: “Curious Boy George”
strange. i don't get a "dan" vibe from this. i can't even quite put my finger on why.
Re: “Fart Fetishist”
Why do people think that just because someone is gay that it's not cheating, IT IS CHEATING. It's just up to the couple to decide whether or not it's ok in the relationship.
Re: “Fart Fetishist”
Hm. The reply to "Seriously Troubled Here" sounds awfully wide of the mark. The problem likely isn't "Troubled" being intolerant; and probably isn't the wife's stupid kiss, either -- but is possibly the fact that the wife keeps getting drunk and high, and then doesn't act like herself when in those states.
Perhaps "Troubled" should be looking into addiction treatment for his wife??? Otherwise, she'll almost certainly just keep acting out in increasingly extreme ways...
Re: “Am I a Slut? Am I a Freak?”
everybody sidesteps the concept of sex outside of marriage. The idea is that two people in love, tenderly wish to communicate that love, and use sex to do it...if the love is not there...sex cant be the cure all for a relationship...sort of the same "O". you get used to the one person and if the thing was all about the sex...once you get used to doing it the way that person likes it...your done..no more mystery,..no more fantasy, the excitment is gone and the mystery is just sliced bread. If your looking to have a sensual relationship...find someone who thinks as you do...hold off on the sex and plan a marriage that'll keep you both entertained...and plan things to make it fun...but remember..everybody has cycles...and everybody is nOT turned on all the time....even the one who feels deprived...even they have days wehen they would rather pull hiar out of their nose than have sex.....focus on the norm....and if youthiknk this think is outdated!...well then your never gonna be happy with your significant other.
Re: “Helping the Disabled Find Fulfillment”
Kudos to you Dan. I'm glad you thought of the disabled folks around here. Unfortunately there's a lot of us that are just stuck like chuck because our disabilies aren't visible. Mental illness doesn't get included in most sites dealing with dating the disabled.
Auntie Emshane
Re: “We'd Like to Get Married, if Only ...”
Exsqueeze me?!?
"after all, only schizophrenics experience performance anxiety when they jerk it."
Not true Dan. I'm a very functional schizoaffective sufferer and I have no problems with masterbation. Frequency not withstanding.
Auntie Emshane
Re: “Coming Out in High School”
Interesting observation from Portland and guess what? Not too region specific, although this phenom IS found more on our wasted coast. The Bay Area seems to be 'Ground Zero' for this activity where being a Butch is becoming more rare and trying to pass as a man has become like the latest fashion statement. Trouble is is that it's causing lots of damage to especially the younger generation of more naturally masculinized females. The social pressure to go under the knife for breast removal (permanent people!) and self administer the very powerful drug (oops! I just called it what it really is!), uh....'hormone', testosterone, is tremendous. Since suicide rates are up in Lesbian teens, it's a safe guess that this pressure is in large part to blame.
The only things you need to do are the breast removal, taking "T" on a regular basis & choosing a boy name and you're 'good-to-go' in beginning to act like you're just another 'guy'. (Never mind that 99.9% of people still recognize you as a female anyway who's trying to pass. Somehow, taking testosterone doesn't really eliminate those darn hips-n-ass that are naturally so female!) Most seem to think that a little facial hair acts as enough of a distraction. I suppose if you live in the Midwest it might work. But not here. Please.
So, no real surprise that the testosterone-popping, gals-trying-to-pass-as-gay-boys are getting spotted so easily. The gay boys who are into SM here in the Bay Area have complained about the fakers on more than one occasion, but that damn drug is just so intoxicating...who else wants to have sex 24/7 but gay men?! So....we're not only seeing a loss of Butch females but an increase in non-bio gay "bois", boys.
Like I said to a gay male friend of mine two years ago when he spotted this going on, "What's the matter with a little heterosexual activity every once in a while?!" He didn't laugh. You see, the FTM's do not do anything to alter their lower genitalia. They still have vaginas. Just like Thomas Beattie. Remember the 'miracle' "pregnant man"?
So, if you're a gay man and find yourself attracted to what you think is another gay man....just make sure you ask 'Hym" to pull "Hys" pants off and show you the goods before proceeding. "S/he's" probably just another horny female in disguise ;)
reporting from GENDER GROUND ZERO
joey brite
oakland, ca.
Re: “On Sexual Frustration and Violence”
Love you, Dan. Especially liked your answers to the first three letters.
Re: “The 60-Year-Old Virgin, etc.*”
There are many who will tell you that all impotence sufferers need to do is take part in a daily workout and their sexual health problems will disappear as if by magic. Sure the loss of weight that should result will help, assuming you have weight to lose. As will the extra energy experienced after establishing a regular exercise routine and of course you need to be able to find the time in your schedule to take part in regular exercise to gain any benefits. But exercise does not reverse the ageing process nor will it re open the tiny blood vessels that surround the erogenous zones which become clogged and often close-up with age. Without good blood flow into the groin area both men and women will find enjoying full sexual relations problematic.
As we get older no matter how hard we try our body starts to falter. Until recently the only successful treatment for impotency or erectile dysfunction as it is medically referred to, has been the little blue pill available on prescription from your doctor. Not anymore, recent clinical trials have revealed a little known herb- Butea Superba has exactly the same effect of the body as the blue pill. Butea however is completely natural. In fact the success rate with Butea was actually higher than with prescription drugs. While clinical trials on prescription blue pill show sexual arousal improvement in around 50% of those tested. Butea Superba improved the sexual function of over 80% of all patients taking part in the clinical trials.
The big secret behind these pills is an enzyme we all create naturally in our bodies called PDE5. Butea Superba inhibits the bodies production of PDE’s and in doing so increases the blood flow into the sex organs. As blood flows more freely into the erogenous zones you are more able to achieve full arousal. The additional upside for many of those tested on Butea Superba is that when PDE5 is not being produced arousal lasts longer, many patients reported achieving sufficient arousal levels to enjoy full sex two and three times.
Available online under the brand name HealthyED Butea Superba is taken as a supplement each morning, unlike the little blue pill which has to be taken a specific time before any sexual encounter. There was unanimous agreement amongst those tested that taking Butea as a supplement rather than ‘on demand’, not only gave added confidence it also relieved performance induced stress.
I hope this is helpful to anyone who may be suffering from any form of sexual performance anxiety.
Re: “Anal Play Will Make You Gay”
Nice column, Dan. You're right, those fuckers are all toying with being gay.
Re: “Anal Play Will Make You Gay”
OPEN YOURS MINDS.... Only great passions can elevate the soul to great things!
Don't worry if you get orgasm with a sex toys or your girlfriend is a love doll
Sex it always fun! Don't matter what!
Re: “It Gets Better”
That rocks, Dan. Thanks for launching the YouTube channel.