Comment Archives: stories: Arts & Culture: Savage Love
Re: “New Assholes for All”
Here's "Sad Eyes" on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oszGBSVNlgs&feature=related
Open it in another tab, play it and read the letter above. Hilarious!
Re: “New Assholes for All”
Dan Savage got punked. The whole letter is from the lyrics of the 70s song "Sad Eyes." Google it.
Re: “Risks and Rewards”
Wow! A group of us Bay Area docs was bored and make this ridiculous rap video about safe sex. Corny? Absolutely. But one of us is in drag, and that makes up for it: http://zdoggmd.com/2010/09/pull-pray-the-s…
Re: “First Sandwich, Then Sex”
Just a thought--don't BATTLE the 13-year-old; dance with her/him. Just make sure you're leading. :-)
Re: “New Assholes for All”
Plus, since she left the same day the wife came home, the wife is going to find out--there's no time to clean out 9 months' worth of another woman.
Re: “The 60-Year-Old Virgin, etc.*”
omg gah u need to have sex
Re: “Toilet Plunger as Anal Sex Toy”
when you get something stuck i find the best way to get it out is to masturbate to orgasm,,, the sphincter muscle will relax and whatever is inside will slide out
Re: “Beware a Bigger Clitoris”
Haha, I recently saw Rick Santorum's name on some CNN news ticker while waiting for my coffee and started laughing, the people in the coffee shop all stared at me and thought I was crazy. Keep it up, we are paying attention!
Re: “To Covet a Barista”
There is so much pressure in our society to be monogamous that in part, it spurs divorce. I am NOT advocating cheating but consensual open relationships or polyamorous ones. And please people, let's be safe and not bring things home to the wife---use safe sex, I don't care how it "doesn't feel the same".
Re: “Love Bites”
i CAN'T IMAGINE WHY YOU WOULD RESPOND TO SCIL INSTAD OF JUST HITTING THE DELETE BUTTON EVERY TIME HER UGLY ASS SHOWS UP ON YOUR COMPUTER. I DON'T KNOW HER BUT I HATE HER. I HATE HER SELF SATISFIED SMUG BULLSHIT. I DON'T HATE HER CURRENT HUSBAND, I JUST FEEL SORRY FOR THE POOR WIMP. PLEASE NEVER RESPOND TO HER AGAIN. I KNOW YOU SET THAT AS A CONDITION FOR ANSWERING HER IDIOTIC QUESTION BUT DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND THAT SHE WILL TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY. MY ADVICE (HERE I AM GIVING YOU ADVICE) IS TO DO WHAT I DO WHEN I GET ONE OF THESE SCAM EMAILS FROM THE NIGERIANS OR LATELY FROM THE JAPANESE WOMAN SEEKING A LAWYER TO SUE HER HUSBAND FOR NON PAYMENT OF SPOUSAL SUPPORT. I SIMPLY WRITE BACK F U C K Y O U. MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO THEM BUT IT DOES MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, IF ONLY FOR A MINUTE OR TWO. IF YOU FEEL IT WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL TO RESPOND THAT WAY, PLEASE FORWARD THE EMAIL TO ME. I HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT TELLING THAT MISERABLE BITCH WHERE TO PUT IT. YOUR FAITHFUL FAN, DR. DEE
Re: “Fantasies of Superheroines”
How about CumBersome.
dennis
Re: “Toilet Plunger as Anal Sex Toy”
SEVERAL YEARS AGO I HAD FRIEND TELL HE HAD TRIED TO RIDE A BICYCLE WITH THE SEAT OFF AND NEARLY SHOVED THE POST UP HIS ASS, AND THAT GOT ME THINKING MAYBE THAT WOULD BE FUN TO TRY. I ENJOY STICKING OBJECTS UP MY ASS SO I RAISED A SEAT POST ABOUT EIGHT INCHES THEN FOLDED TOWEL SEVERAL TIMES THEN PLACED OVER POST. THEN INSERTED INTO ASS HOLE AND BEGAN RIDING BIKE FOR ABOUT FIVE MILES. THE TOWEL WAS INSERTED THREE INCHES UNTIL I HIT A POTHOLE, THE UPWARD FORCE PUSHED THE TOWEL WICH WAS ABOUT FOUR INCHES IN SIZE, DEEP INSIDE MY ASSHOLE. THE PAIN WAS SO BAD I HAD TO STOP AND GET OFF BIKE TO MY SUPPRIZE THE TOWEL WAS SO FAR IN THAT I COULD NOT FEEL IT WITH MY HAND. A FEW MINUTES OF REST I HAD TO START RIDE BACK TO THE CAR THAT WAS SEVERERAL MILES AWAY. SEE I WAS RIDING COMPLETELY NUDE ON AN OLD COUNRTY ROAD AT NIGHT AND IT WAS GOING TO BE DAYLIGHT SOON. I TRIED STANDING WHEN RIDING BUT WWAS VERY DIFFICULY TO DO FOR VERY LONG, SO I SAT VERY SLOWLY BACK ON THE POST UNTILL IT WAS RESTING ON THE TOWEL THAT WAS STILL INSIDE MY ASS. I COUNTINUED TO RIDE THAT WAY AND AS I DID THE POST WAS WORKING DEEPER AND DEEPER UNTIL MY BALLS WERE HITTING THE FRAME OF THE BIKE, BY THEN I HAD SUCH A HARD ON AND MY DICK WAS THOBING SO HARD IT HURT. I WAS SO HAPPY TO GET BACK TO MY CAR, AFTER GETTING OFF THE POST I NOTICED I WAS BLEEDING THE BOLTS THAT HOLD SEAT POST ON HAD TORE MY ASSHOLE WIDE OPEN, I WAS VERY WORRIED BECAUSE I COUNLDNT GET THE BLEEDING STOP BUT I REMEMBERED I HAD FIRST AID BOX IN MY TRUNK. I FINELY STOPPED THE BLEEDING BUT HAD ANOTHER PROBLEM, HOW TO GET THE TOWEL OUT OF MY ASS, BY THEN IT WAS SO DEEP I COULDN’T FEEL IT WITH MY FINGERS. AFTER ARRIVING HOME I TOOK A LONG BATH IN HOPES THAT THE TOWEL WOULD WORK ITS WAY DOWN SO I COULD REACH IT AND OF COURSE IT DIDN’T, I BEGAN THINKING OF WHAT I COULD USE AND REMEMBERED I HAD CROCHAY HOOK THAT I USED FOR MODLES, SO I FOUND IT AND BEGAN FISHING FOR LONG LOST TOWEL. THE HOOK WAS JUST LONG ENOUGH TO REACH I HAD TO INSERT ALL OF IT UP INSIDE ME, IT FINLY SNAGGED TOWEL AND I BEGAN PULLING IT OUT. I WAS VERY HAPPY TO GET THE TOWEL OUT OF ME AND OF COURSE MORE BLEEDING IT TOOK ME DAYS TO GET THE BLEEDING TO STOP.
Re: “Vibrators for Teenagers”
Hi Dan,
From what I understood from the first letter, the author only recently brought clay into the bedroom -- ahem, bathroom. It appears that he married his wife under the assumption that she'd be GGG, only to later uncover her true abhorrence of his fetish. Could that make more sense?
Charlotte
Re: “Orgasm Addict”
Time to stack sex toys and have the ultimate orgasm
http://www.happyendingonline.com
Re: “Toilet Plunger as Anal Sex Toy”
Anal toys are pretty cheap. I don;t think u need to use a plunger that seems kind of... painfull.
http://www.happyendingonline.com/servlet/t…
Re: “Hottest Fucking T-Girl”
Only a dollar? wait, I would also need to buy an iPhone and sign up with ATT. No thanks.
If you wanna get the word out about another business venture, fine, but please PLEASE don't make this a regular thing.
Re: “Hottest Fucking T-Girl”
Fuller disclosure -- you can get SLAPPed for a $buck-99.
Seems rather un-Dan-like not to have mentioned that.
Re: “Mostly Straight (or Gay)”
Gay Baby Mama Drama. This happens in a book! Alma Mater by Rita Mae Brown. Just sayin.
Re: “Petty Bitch or Insensitive Asshole?”
IT NOT SAVAGE BUT alien men who dont give compliments! love is about liberty rockets and telemundo spies! AND NYC WHO WHO!
dr jenkins is surely the worst dr and the gato of nyc is the dirtiest because he is a creep creep creep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvKhDiNME4E… OOOOOH how sick on thenm! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTzFaYthskY
symbomb hyperaltermacion latino~antennaum not antebellum! and rasing the bar for quien! the story of juano! marijuno! or jerry brown and his edison invention of social causes and relfections! like michael said 'BEAT IT' JUST BEAT no one needs repeating! and like jon tesh said 'compliments are sensory words' but who who ever gives those out besides ' gracias por la servicio! ooops he does dar gestos but only to the antenna heads and beat it beatniks of this norteunidos!
Re: “Defending Nonmonogamy”
Edwards on my left, Schwartzenegger on myt right, here I am
stucck in the middle with yew...