- Special Sections, Parody, Apr 1, 2009
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New Practices and Revenues for a New Era in Journalism
We're not just whining about our finances like the Chronicle. We're doing something about them.
- Special Sections, Parody, Apr 1, 2009
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A Bold Move for Ron Dellums
The notoriously indecisive mayor has a major breakthrough, after his inability to make up his mind reached unprecedented levels. Plus, the Berkeley City Council accidentally legalizes pot.
- Special Sections, Parody, Apr 1, 2009
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UC Berkeley Decides Public Education Not Good for Making Money
Coping with budget cuts, university officials solicit corporate sponsorships, sell billboard space during lectures, and downsize the president's infinity pool.
- Special Sections, Parody, Apr 1, 2009
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California's Budget Woes Could Be Over
State auditors discover that the prison guards union has been getting more money than previously known. Plus, John Yoo is finally arrested, and the A's are about to be sold.
- Special Sections, Parody, Apr 1, 2009
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Turning Today's Foreclosures Into Tomorrow's Wetlands
A Berkeley nonprofit has been buying cheap foreclosed properties so it can turn them into wetlands when the sea levels rise.
- Special Sections, Parody, Apr 1, 2009
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Man's Real Best Friend
Humans Firsters rally against equal rights for animals.
- Special Sections, Parody, Apr 1, 2009
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Letters for April 1
Readers sound off on Berkeley High's small schools, Yelp, graffiti, and cougar bait.
- Special Sections, Parody, Apr 1, 2009
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Inside the Activist Gym
How a fitness center in West Oakland manages to stay underground.
- Special Sections, Parody, Apr 1, 2009
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Standard Slobberating Procedure
The fog of war with Observe and Clobber. The mist of peace with Homeless Like Me.
- Special Sections, Parody, Apr 1, 2009
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From the Compost Bin to the Dinner Table
Second Life Cafe leads the way in the "ripe food" movement.
- Special Sections, Parody, Apr 1, 2009
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Almost Infamous
The New When goes underground — again.
