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brOakland Poetry Slam

Third and First Friday of every month, 7:30 p.m.
510-839-0055
brOakland Poetry Slam
We're habituated to think of the stereotypical male poet as like, you know, a sensitive girlymon - because guys who write poetry also read Bitch magazine and cry during Bambi, and generally aren't afraid to look soft in front of their podnas. Not so, says local slam mistress Nazelah Jamison, who helms the brOakland Poetry Slam every first and third Friday at Oakland's Cafe Axe. Naz contends that the Oakland spoken-word scene actually suffers from a dearth of female poets. "A slam is a competition," she says, "and men tend to gravitate to competitive sports." For dudes, even poetry about cunnilingus or women's underwear is, like, a sporting affair.

But female poets are different. Naz finds that even in this feminist, empowered world, there aren't that many women who write really empowered poetry. Rather, they favor connection over conquest. They always want to "express their tender feelings." They write about the men who done them wrong, including - in the words of one enterprising East Bay poet - the "feminist" ex-boyfriend who wouldn't go down to get down to be down. Women get intimidated by the judging process in slam poetry, she says, because they often think they're being judged on their feelings and their story, instead of their performance and their poetry.

Granted, the judging process can be pretty ruthless. Naz picks random judges for each of her slams, and tells them to give each poet a score between one and ten. One means the person sucks and should never read poetry again. Ten means she should be voted poet laureate of the United States. "My favorite judges of all are the ones who say ‘I don't really like poetry. You sure you want me to judge?'" the slam mistress admits. "Then you're gonna give the most perfect score because you hate everybody and you probably don't have no friends." Naz says that every slam has a mean judge who just came to be cynical - either a poet who's seen so much that she's jaded, or someone who's just hella ignorant and hates poetry. The mean judge balances out the nice, guilty judge who wants to give everyone a ten.

So the South Carolina-raised poet is all about dishing it out. But will she let people cast judgment on her own work? Of course, Naz says, insisting that she's totally down with constructive criticism. "You can get tens, and that's cool. I've seen really good poets get tens for a while, and think they're still the shit. As soon as you think you're good, girl? That's when you start going downhill. Then you don't move anymore."

Watch local poets get beat down at this Friday's edition of brOakland Poetry Slam, featuring Naz, cohost Dahled, DJ Agana, and special guest poet Billy Tuggles. The event kicks off with an open-mic signup at 7:45 p.m. and costs $5. MySpace.com/oaklandslam
$3-$5

Cafe Axe Cultural Center 1525 Webster St., Oakland (map)

Bay Street Stroller Strides

Fridays, 9:30 a.m.
Fitness program for moms to incorporate power walking, jogging, body toning, and strength and flexibility training into their baby strolls. Info: 800-655-6395, or StrollerStrides.net/eastbay. first class is free; $120 for a 10-class pass
Old Navy 5625 Bay St., Emeryville (map)

Beach Blanket Babylon

, Fridays, 8 p.m., Saturdays, 7 & 10 p.m., Sundays, 2 & 5 p.m., Wednesdays, 8 p.m. and Thursdays, 8 p.m.
415-421-4222
musical revue and spoof of pop-culture figures in which Snow White travels around the world in search of Prince Charming $25-$77
Club Fugazi 678 Green St., San Francisco (map)

Science on a Sphere (SOS)

Ongoing
510-642-5133
New permanent exhibit features an animated globe. Watch hurricanes form, tsunamis sweep across the oceans, and city lights glow around the planet. $6, $9, $11
Lawrence Hall of Science Centennial Dr., Berkeley (map)

The Afrofunk Experience

Fri., Nov. 20, 10 p.m.
415-551-2632
$10
Coda 1710 Mission St., San Francisco (map)

Anti-Pop Consortium

, Fri., Nov. 20, 9:30 p.m.
415-398-1120
$8
Mojito 1337 Grant Ave., San Francisco (map)

Billy & Dolly CD Release

, Fri., Nov. 20, 9 p.m.
415-546-6300
w/ Michael Zapruder, Paul Bertolino $10
Hotel Utah 500 4th St., San Francisco (map)

Boats!

, Fri., Nov. 20, 7 p.m.
510-525-9926
w/ the Atom Age, Sharp Objects, & 9 O' Clock News $6
924 Gilman 924 Gilman St., Berkeley (map)

Buxter Hoot'n

Fri., Nov. 20, 9:30 p.m.
510-841-2082
w/ Guns for San Sebastian, Fred Torphy $7
Starry Plough 3101 Shattuck Ave., Berkeley (map)

Celebrating the Bolero and the Vals Criollo

Fri., Nov. 20, 8 p.m.
510-849-2568
featuring Vladimir Vukanovich, Roberto, Rosa Los Santos, Nicolas Ravanal, Carolos Britto, Pedro Rosales, & Javier Nunton $13-$15
La Peña Cultural Center 3105 Shattuck Ave., Berkeley (map)

Corrine West

, Fri., Nov. 20, 8 p.m.
$18.50-$19.50
Freight & Salvage 2020 Addison St., Berkeley (map)

Dolorata

Fri., Nov. 20, 10 p.m.
415-621-4455
w/ Audrey Howard and the Misters, View From Space $10
Bottom of the Hill 1233 17th St., San Francisco (map)

Dr. Cornel West Book Tour

Fri., Nov. 20, 7 p.m.
510-272-9237
free
Barnes & Noble 98 Broadway, Oakland (map)

Earl Thomas & the Blues Ambassadors

, Fri., Nov. 20, 8 & 10 p.m.
415-292-2583
$22
Biscuits & Blues 401 Mason St., San Francisco (map)

El Dopa

Fri., Nov. 20, 10 p.m.
415-974-1585
w/ the Makai, Cretaceous $7
Annie's Social Club 917 Folsom St., San Francisco (map)

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