Five words, friends: Best Of the East Bay. With this week's feature, you get none of the measured, long-winded bloviating on civic issues of the typical EBX cover story. Instead: forty-plus pages of completely partial, totally ADD-friendly little paragraphs about awesome topics such as bikes and boozing and tattoos and comic books korritos(!) and weed, with nary a nut graf in sight: YOU'RE WELCOME. Learn more about all the people, places, institutions, and trends that make the East Bay the best ever in the whole world here; get the results of our annual readers' poll here; and assorted comments and witticisms collected from you guys, our dear readers, here. Hooray!