Where would Bill O'Reilly be without San Francisco to ridicule? Last night, Papa Bear sent one of his producers to walk the streets of the West Bay, searching for transvestites, stoners, hippies, strippers, and bums. Wouldn't you know it, he found some! A few Q&As later, slap a little California Dreamin' over a montage of Tenderloin casualties, and baby, you got a stew goin'! Click here and scroll down to the producer's picks for Bill's love song to the city that wishes it were Oakland.