Today's Must-Read: 1. CelebStoner reports, "Stoner starlet Paris Hilton was arrested along with her friend, former Playboy model Jennifer Rovero, in South Africa during the Brazil-Netherlands match on Friday. It appears that Rovero took the rap as the charge against Hilton was dropped." They were caught smoking during the game, which Brazil lost in a stunning upset. Hot pix after the jump.
2. Just kidding, no hot pix. The Merc catches up to code enforcement in San Jose, where the city council has focused police on clubs proliferating too close to schools.