Ahoy, mateys. Here's what you're doing this weekend:
Oakland Underground Film Festival
Now in its third year, the Oakland Underground Film Festival features three days of indie films, food, live music, and after-parties. The fest kicked off at the Grand Lake Theater last night but moves to NIMBY (8410 Amelia St., Oakland) on Friday and Saturday, Sept. 23-24, where moviegoers can devour food-truck fare and watch movies, documentaries, and shorts. Must-sees: Komaneko, a sickeningly cute Japanese short, and the international hip-hop documentary The Furious Force of Rhymes. $10-$15 per feature film. 510-295 3259 or OakUFF.org— Cassie Harwood
Rita Moreno: Life Without Makeup
To say that showbiz diva Rita Moreno is still spry at age 79 would be an egregious understatement. In My Life Without Makeup, she's able not only to trot around in a pair of stilettos, flirt with backup dancers Ray Garcia and Salvatore Vassallo, lead tap-dance numbers, change costumes, flaunt her glittery jewelry, and wax nostalgic about a love affair with Marlon Brando, but also to make just about anyone fall in love with her. And you don't have to know much about the star's biography to enjoy her new one-woman show, conceived by the Rep's artistic director-turned-playwright Tony Taccone, directed by David Galligan, and choreographed by Lee Martino. The ebullient Moreno tells her life story with the naturalness of an actor addressing a small crowd at a bar. She quips and laughs to attenuate the painful parts, regales us with juicy details about Brando (and other liaisons), and performs a couple famous numbers from West Side Story. It's billed as an autobiography without adornments, but the real Rita never needed makeup, anyway. Through Oct. 30 at Berkeley Repertory Theatre (2025 Addison St., Berkeley). $14.50-$73. 510-647-2949 or BerkeleyRep.org. — Rachel Swan
Berkeley and Oakland Hills Street Scramble
As it turns out, Rogaine is more than just a topical solution for the follicularly challenged. The term also refers to a part-athletic, part-navigational sport in which contestants are handed a map and tasked with locating a series of checkpoints by foot, typically in the wilderness but increasingly in urban settings. Rogaining, which was formalized as a legitimate sport in Australia in the 1970s, is essentially an endurance-based treasure hunt, the stuff of a competitive cartographer's dreams. On Saturday, September 24, the sport comes to the East Bay with the Berkeley and Oakland Hills Street Scramble, which challenges contestants to find more than two-dozen designated points of interest within a thirty-mile radius that encompasses Lake Temescal, upper Rockridge, Hiller Highlands, and the UC Berkeley campus. Whether on foot or by bicycle, individuals and teams of all ages will partake in either ninety-minute or three-hour forays throughout the two cities, embarking on paths of their own choosing and ticking off answers to idiosyncratic trivia questions about each successfully located landmark; the team with the most correct answers earns the win. The race starts at College Avenue Presbyterian Church (5951 College Ave., Oakland). 9 a.m.-1:30 p.m., $45-$85. Register at GetLostXX.com. — Cassie Harwood
The Language of Flowers, the debut novel by Vanessa Diffenbaugh, is a rich, substantial tearjerker as well as a reminder that society can write people off as easily as it forgot the Victorian language of flowers, which, once upon a time, gave lovers a way to communicate without saying a word. She'll be reading Friday, September 23, at noon at Rakestraw Books (522 Hartz Ave., Danville; 925-837-7337 or RakestrawBooks.com) and then at 7 p.m. at A Great Good Place for Books (6120 LaSalle Ave., Oakland; 510-339-8210 or GreatGoodPlace.indiebound.com); both events are free. — Stefanie Kalem
Four artists find new ways to explore luminosity and perception. Cathy Cunningham-Little's wall-mounted light boxes ("Blue Transformation") contain geometrically shaped neon-tube forms that emit radiant auras from behind layered diffusing filters; "Cataracts," with its pupillary slit, refers to corneal blindness while suggesting wave patterns diffracting in air and water. Amy Ho's "Wall Space III" installation dissolves a gallery wall with its projected virtual-corridor imagery (shot from a miniature model), perfectly aligned with the existing floor and walls — 3D trompe-l'oeil. KeiraKotler's meditative abstractions on acrylic, composed of multiple layers of pigmented urethane ("Untitled 17 (Cut Painting)"), suggest the airbrushed and stripe paintings of the 1960s, but here dematerialized, floating, and luminous. Kana Tanaka's installation, "Expecting," with its scores of suspended glass beads, suggests glistening spiderwebs, astronomical charts, and the digital mapping of organic structures. Lightspace runs through this Saturday, Sept. Sept. 24 at Chandra Cerrito Contemporary (480 23rd St., Oakland). 415-577-7537 or ChandraCerritoContemporary.com. — DeWitt Cheng
Get Your Cheapskate On: This is how much we love you guys: Here are our searchable listings of every single free event happening in the East Bay this weekend.
Catch a Movie: MONEYBALL, DUH.
Get Buzzed: At The Kingfish, you can play Buck Hunter, drink absurdly cheap beer, and eat Ethiopian food, all at the same time. The world is truly a wonderful place.
Waste Some Time: Just watch it; it's only 49 seconds:
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