Here at the Express, we've got a soft spot for cougars. Or at least we find the whole phenomenon interesting. That's why we can't help but share country singer Cooper Boone's utterly awful take on the subject, "Cougar Dream." It's a short song about a truck driver and the hot, truck-drivin' older woman who rescues him on the road -- every stranded male motorists' fantasy, I think. File under so-bad-it's-funny ... and enjoy.