It was just a matter of time before someone capitalized on the diaper-wearing, love-crazed, kidnapping-on-the-mind, NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak. And who better than San Francisco surf-rockers, the Phantom Surfers? The nineteen-year-old band wrote this clever, doo-wop flavored ditty, "The Jealous Astronaut," and animated a hooky video to go with it (with its own URL!). That's effort. Now, who's going to write an ode to poor Anna Nicole?