Thursday, November 30, 2006

Bank Robbery for Dummies

By Jonathan Kaminsky
Thu, Nov 30, 2006 at 3:25 PM

Note to aspiring bank robbers: Your escapade will probably be captured on tape. In light of this, consider a form of disguise that might obscure at least some of the following:

    A hundred pounds of extra weight, A protruding chin with acne, Crooked upper teeth, Lower teeth covered by a silver grill, Possession of a hardcover book with a photo of Toni Braxton on the cover.
The preceding, in case you missed it, is a portion of the description of a man who robbed a bank in Dublin on Tuesday. Although this moron is still at large, as MediaNews reports, the cops feel pretty good about their prospects of catching him.


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